Bread & Butter Pickleball 2nd Annual Nerdy Tourney 2026

🤓 Welcome to the Second Annual Bread & Butter Pickleball Nerdy Tourney.

Time to prove the following is deserved.

If you talk paddles for a living, you better be able to ball too. Put your money where your mouth is. 🏓

Top performers move on to the NERDY TOURNEY bracket. 🏆
Bottom performers earn an all expenses paid trip to the TOILET BOWL. 🚽

Expect:
• Paddle nerd debates
• Inflated DUPRs
• “This paddle isn’t weighted properly” excuses
• More gear talk than actual cardio

Some of you are leaving with trophies.

Some of you are leaving with content ideas after going 0-2.

Good luck. You are going to need it. 🍿


This is an invite only event. 🤝

Selected participants will receive a private registration password, which is honestly the closest most of us will ever get to Augusta National membership.

A highly scientific selection process was used involving paddle knowledge, internet presence, vibes, and probably too many group chats.